Same old same old

If it looks exactly like everyone else's, I don't want to drive it.

[Insert tiny penis joke here]

Because, frankly, it isn't enough to say that I care about the environment, safety, and decreasing our dependency on fossil fuels. Hummers are just ... so obvious.

Buy a used car

I know sometimes used cars work out for some people. It just has never worked out for me. I think I must have "gullible" stamped on my forehead.