Live in Atlanta

I was born and raised near Atlanta. I remember lots of peaches and sunshine and red clay and gentility. I don't remember traffic jams that would make you want to put a bullet through your head.

Not for a million. Not in a million years

Tripe. No. Just...no.

can't type while gagging

Someone tell Mickey Rourke that there really is such a thing as too much plastic surgery.

Some indignities can't be justified

Now, why would anyone do that to a fine canine?

Let's start with a gimme

George Bush. Just say no.