I could not be the idiotic, ugly, brainless, stinking, imbecilic, foul, heartless, obtuse, short-sighted, moronic bastard who decides to fire a smart, loyal, hard-working company employee of 27 years. I don't have it in me. I'm not a scum-sucking moron.
RIGHT???
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Right! And furthermore, I just noticed that the artwork depicting the puke-encrusted vermin also shows that in addition to having girly hands, he also wears short sleeved shirts with his ill-fitting suit. He's the kind of odoriferous ninny who would let his best recruiter go.
ReplyDeleteDipwad.
Awwwwwww -- and here I was just hoping he would get rabies and head lice. Your adjectives are just lovely, Amy!
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